Showing posts from May, 2012

25 things I've learned in my 20's

As you may have observed, I seem to have lost my blogging mojo. I just can't think of anything to blog about. If you guys have any suggestions, please feel free to help a sister out. Anyways, my friend shared this link today and some of you may have already seen it cuz it's like a week old but I thought truer words were never spoken and I figured i'd share with y'all.

You can’t date a jerk and expect to turn them into a good person. Jerks are fully committed to being unpleasant. Those brief moments of tenderness they give you are designed to trip you up and give you false hope. It’s best to stay away altogether. ---- #TruthThe rumors are true: your metabolism does slow down as you get older! That means if you’re still eating whatever you want, there’s a good chance you’ll start to gain an awkward amount of weight. It won’t be too drastic but your clothes will start to hang differently on your body and you’ll feel an overall feeling of unattractiveness. Start to be consc…

Friday Randoms

Howdy Ho folks! How are ya? Hope y'all have been good (do you see the Texan in me? smh). It's friday again! yippee! and it's a holiday on monday, yippee! This week was a breeze for me, boss was out of town and you know that feeling when the boss is not in the office. I'm actually staying home for the long weekend because airfare prices are mooning and mocking me in the face. Everywhere I planned to go - kaput but we keep the faith! Okay, let's random

So I woke up last week and suddenly decided that I, Taynement the most technology/anything appliance related inept person wants an Ipad. I have decreed it and so it shall be (Yea, I am also trying out this confession is possesion thing)

All these mics people be sharing on stage, can microphones be disinfected?

Isn't it weird for someone who has never experienced an orgasm to describe really good food as a foodgasm or good music as eargasm or whatever else -asm there is?

It is a strange thing to witness a man with a…

Fear 2.0

I'm Scared to try cuz I'm scared to fail
I'm scared to die cuz I'm scared of hell
I'm scared to kiss I'm scared to hug
I'm scared of sex cuz I'm scared to touch

I'm scared to look cuz I'm scared to see
I'm scared of you cuz I'm scared of me
I'm scared to fly I'm scared to crash
I'm scared to move on so I live in the past

I'm scared to fight cuz I'm scared to bleed
I'm scared of love cuz I'm scared he'll leave
I'm scared of drugs I'm scared to drink
I'm scared to swim cuz I'm scared to sink

I'm scared to learn cuz I'm scared of truth
Don't wanna gain weight cuz I'm scared of food
I'm scared to think that the label dropped me
I'm scared to think of my album floppin...

This may sound silly but its true
So don't pretend it aint you too
We all afraid of something here
Cuz you aint human with out fear

I'm scared to start cuz I'm scared I'll quit
I'm scared that people won&#…

Friday Randoms

Hi folks. How are ya? and how's life been treating you? We've approached yet another friday and it will be redundant for me to say how fast the year is flying by. We are almost at the 6 month mark. Out of curiosity, for those of you who have new year resolutions, any luck so far or have they been laid to the wayside? Life's been life, can't complain. I did have a terrible headache today and it was so weird cuz it was just on the left side of my head, had to leave work and chill a bit. Summer is finally here yay. No need for layers and coats and encumbering clothing. You guys don't know how much I hate the cold. Okay, I have nothing else to fill space with so I'll just get to the few randoms I have.

I have noticed that everytime I am told to list the male celebrities that I think are hot, I go blank on the black celebs and I can only list the white ones.

Even though I am sure they exist, I can't imagine how uncircumcised men are comfortable with their penise…

Arrival of The Birds

Music is everything. Or should I say Music is my everything? There is enough of it for everyone, all different kinds to suit any mood or occasion. You can enjoy a song even if it is in a language you don't understand. Like the song I came here to share with you that has no words, yet I feel like it speaks to me with more words than some songs that have lyrics. I've overdosed on it as usual. Let me know if you like this or not. Have a wonderful weekend my lovelies. Muah and enjoy!

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