Thursday, February 11, 2016

Friday Randoms

Hi guys. It's been a minute since I randomed. I've had a bunch of randoms swirling but something always seems to come up and I never got around to posting. The fluke winter we were having has come to an end and boy is it cold on my end. Was in Texas last week and I thought I'd soak in some warmth but I met the cold there too. We are predicted to have some bone chilling cold on Saturday. This girl is gonna be tv and chilling indoors. Monday is a holiday and snow is predicted. Spring, where art thou. Speaking of the weekend, Valentine's day is on Sunday. Any of you lovers have plans? I am looking forward to Sunday because I am hoping Leicester shows Arsenal serious pepper!!. Okay enough yakking. Let's random.

It irks me when people say "no shade but..." It's akin to "not to be racist but..." Whatever is coming is shade. Let's just own up to it and move on.

I hate when white people use the word "ghetto". Like what exactly do you mean when you say that?Quentin Tarantino said that at the Golden Globes. Something like "not that ghetto stuff.." like huh what do you mean?

For most people, a big fear of death is the finality of it all. If you are a Christian there is the "worry" (a good Christian won't worry about it) of heaven and hell.  If you are an atheist would you still worry about death when there is no fear of going to hell? I don't think I would be scared. Life is hard and the nothingness in finality would be welcome.

Human beings are getting weirder.

Do you notice that friends people make at work are never just called "my friend". There's usually some qualifier like "my work friend" or "my friend from work". I wonder why that is.

I've always found the work 9jafoodie does to be awesome. You can tell she is really passionate about her craft. She went one step further, got certified and wrote a weight loss book that's full of just Nigerian recipes. I find that to be so cool. If you are interested, here is the link http://www.9jafoodie.com/loseitnigerian/

I don't wear sunglasses - I will tell you why another day. But I notice that people wear sunglasses even when sun no dey and it's grey and cloudy. So, is it for the fashions?

I confess that when I see a Team Natural person give up and give in and get a relaxer, I do a mental whoop! :D

I got to see my newest baby cousin and he was one of the youngest people I have ever been in close contact with (one week old) and I gotta tell you that babies just remind me of a new start. So much potential, a whole life ahead of them before they figure out life sucks.

I wonder if babies who have an identical twin as a parent have a special kind of intuition that makes them able to identify correctly which is their parent.

How do birds fly in the rain

People upset a white person is playing MJ. Please who should play him o!

Nigerians seem to get their panties in a bunch and quick to say you are negative when it comes to marriage. If someone says "If I get the job, I will..." and nothing happens but make mistake and says "If i get married.." it becomes "Don't say that!" "Stop being so negative!" I don't understand how that is being negative when nothing is guaranteed in life.

If a gay couple is having sex, presumably in (what i call) their missionary style (bottom on all 4's and top giving) does the person at the bottom stay on all 4's with a hard on all through the kpanshing? When they cum do they have to announce it so they can spill appropriately or are they on all 4's with a condom on?

Well that's all I have for you guys. Hope you have a wonderful weekend. Have a happy Lent and hope it is meaningful for you. Feel free to visit www.taynement.com


4 comments:

Berry Dakara said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I won't comment on all of them but your randoms are random!

Yay to 9jaFoodie!

Why don't you wear sunglasses? I met a lady once, she was in her 50s and she attributed her flawless skin to always wearing sunglasses outside (ever since she was in her 20's). No lines or anything around her eyes.

Congrats on your cousin!

Berry Dakara Blog

Swanboy said...

I just love how the comments on gay sex came right before "happy lent" Lmao. I enjoyed these

MPB said...

LMAO at the gay sex thingy! The hell....why dont you wear sun glasses and why have i never known this?

Neuyogi

yujubee said...

Lol. You and my mom on that relaxer thing. She won't allow my sister rest. Finally told her not to carry that hair to nigeria o. Lwkm.
You can just watch gay porn and come tell us this details na.
Yaaaay. Arsenal won. Hahaha.
I'm learning to claim things o. No more realist/ pessimism behaviour. So yea, I would say when not if, to every.
Happy valentine.