Thursday, December 1, 2011

Friday Randoms

Howdy Ho guys. I feel like I haven't done this in forever, well actually I haven't. Can you believe we are in December?? Like a whole year flew by just like that *snaps fingers*. We thank God for giving us life to see this month. I have been doing considerably okay, still on the road of recovery, getting back to the swing of things at work (honestly, I don't think I have 100% to give till next year),dashing money to my city's police force via speeding tickets and traffic violations and "recapturing my pearl"(inside joke). How was your thanksgiving? I had a good one, got to see my family and hang out with friends. While people were yammering on about being stuffed, I didn't get to eat much. For some reason, I just didn't have any appetite. Do you realize that we have some kind of holiday going from October to get money going?Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, Valentine's...Oh dear, Valentine's is in two months?? moving right along. Let's random.

It's a weird feeling when you recommend a song to someone and they don't like it. Can't imagine how the artists themselves who work hard on a project and get trashed by critics/public feel.

So I have this thing that I'd like to visit all 50 states in the U.S (ha, right?. Well I'm 30 states behind. God give me life and money, let's see what we can do in 2012.

I think it's admirable to own your own business but sometimes I get irked by people who want to shove it down your throat like you're an idiot if you aren't self employed. I mean is it beans to just own your business? biko, shift.

Not sure where I saw this: If you have chemistry, you only need one other thing - timing. Except timing's a bitch.

Why do people feel that their purpose must be this big grandiose thing? Why can't one's purpose be something simple. You don't have to do something big and splashy to leave an impact on someone's life. Everyone isn't a Steve Jobs.

I was making peppersoup the other day and was staring at my dried ukazi and I was wondering if it could be smoked.

Thou shall not compare thyself to anyone. Not healthy. Not wise and just plain useless.

I commented the other day that it seemed majority of my bbm contacts are happy/blessed/favored/thankful. I often wonder if Nigerians are the only ones who love these adjectives and use it as much as my people do.

I read or saw somewhere that whether or not they like it, parents always have a favorite child. They'll NEVER admit it but they do. They think they do a good job of covering it up but often times, it's pretty obvious who it is. I am not sure if I am making this part up, but I hear a lot of the time it's the oldest.

I find it quite amusing that the general thought is that women are crazy. Men have their moments more times than not.

That, which you know is bad for you is what you can't help but want. smh

I've never gone out to eat alone. Has anyone done that?

I've never seen myself as a "shut up and swallow it" kinda person, actually I am quite vocal. If I am annoyed, I don't like to react immediately. I'll talk about it eventually and also you learn to pick your battles and some things just aren't worth it, so I find it interesting that some people perceive me as a "don't speak" kind of person. Actually, some time ago someone told me that he didn't think I would say anything if my husband hit me *major confused face*

How do the muppets get to keep their voices consistent especially when they die?

Is there anyone reading that wouldn't watch porn with their significant other? Please let me know why in the comment box. Thanks!

My friend asked me if I thought it was possible to be in love with someone and still miss sex with another person and I said absolutely. What say ye?

I am not gonna touch the Kim K nonsense but I have to say that Kourtney Kardashian seems depressed. Why stay with someone you find a fault in every second? Speaking of which, why do women who decide to give their cheating husbands another try, make their lives living hell? Noone forced you to stay, so either you truly give it a chance or you just carry go.

I think I don try jare. Y'all have a great weekend. Enjoy yourselves and if you are going to, please drink, drive and sex responsibly.

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11 comments:

LadyNgo said...

Glad to hear ur recovering well! One of your randoms has inspired a post in my head. Don't know when i'll get around to writing it though. Hopefully i won't chicken out and leaving it sitting in my drafts for months lol.

mizchif said...

Na you say random o, ngwa.

Of course you can miss sex with someone (who you probably had azazing sex with) when you're in love with someone else. Especially if this new someone isn't exactly doing something right. I don't think love erases your memory.

Oh i'm definitely a favourite child. Infact i'm not just a favourite child, i'm also a favourite sibling.

The porn question. Why not if not?

I realise i was #GBAMing most of ur descriptions of yourse;f, then i remembered the common birth sign, not like i believe in any of that stuff anyway :p

Glad to know you're getting back into the swing of things. And 50% should be just fine for now.

Original Mgbeke said...

Yaaaay! Randoms are bizack!
Oh lehh do eet! Let's cross some new states off our list.

Those people who work for their selves and put down us folks who wanna work for others are extra annoying. Another set of irritants are those who move back to Naija and won't let you hear word on some..."You are suffering in Yankee o, there is money in Naija"...abeg gerraway jo!

Only YOU would look at ukazi and wonder if it can be smoked. Tsk tsk.

My parents def had favorites. I called my mom out on this once and she was mad affronted. Ha!

LOL @ the person who said you'd keep mum if your husband hit you. They must not know you well.

Original Mgbeke said...

Yaaaay! Randoms are bizack!
Oh lehh do eet! Let's cross some new states off our list.

Those people who work for their selves and put down us folks who wanna work for others are extra annoying. Another set of irritants are those who move back to Naija and won't let you hear word on some..."You are suffering in Yankee o, there is money in Naija"...abeg gerraway jo!

Only YOU would look at ukazi and wonder if it can be smoked. Tsk tsk.

My parents def had favorites. I called my mom out on this once and she was mad affronted. Ha!

LOL @ the person who said you'd keep mum if your husband hit you. They must not know you well.

Samsoona said...

I've eaten out alone quite a few times, I usually bring a book or my ipad with me though.

I don't understand why people think parents should love their children all the same, no human can love two people with the same intensity, they're no exception to that rule.

What's the big deal with watching porn with your s/o? He probably watches it without you anyway better to join the fun.

You can definitely love someone and miss sex with another, only if we could assemble our partners like we do our sandwiches....

You would keep quiet if someone hit you?! HA! That'd be the day.

Ada said...

Fuck timing yo!!!

and yes the pearl was recaptured!!! lol I am all up inside that joke yo
muah

LadyNgo said...

I'll answer ur questions u big bully!!! lol

I've eaten by myself before, but never at a proper restaurant. Its awkward enough eating alone at a fast food place.

Of course it possible to love person A but miss or be reminiscent about the sex with person B. Being in love doesn't erase your memory!

The blog post will be about this watching porn with your boo business so i reserve my response until i do my write-up.

MPB said...

hugs...for randoming.

-Wow..ukazi as a means to get a high...lol, only you.
-I am the favorite child so maybe you are onto something with that firstborn thing. I sometimes wondered if it was my last brother, but no, after this his most recent visit where my mom kept accidentally calling him my other brothers' names...I shall never doubt that it is me! lol.
-I am not sure why people are bragging about owning their own business when it looks like a large percentage of small businesses fail.
-it is one of my fantasies to watch porn with my boo, i think it could serve as foreplay.

Nutty J. said...

Thank God you are recovering well

Right on point on that self employment bit... no be beans o

I havent watched porn with a partner before... It never came up

I eat out alone so many times

Is it true that Kourtney is pregnant again???

Miss Enigma a.k.a UnderCover07 said...

Glad u're getting back into the swing of things mama!!

Yeah I think parents have favs, I'm sure my older sis is the fav...brainy child, doctor, and alla dat. Lol I remember when I was much younger I wrote a letter saying I'm sure I was adopted lol childish behavior things

Yes its possible to miss sex wiv sme1 and be in love with another...kinda like the 80-20 rule u get?

I hve a 9-5 and a side gig, and neither one is easy so I dnt get y ppl try to knock dwn 9-5ers. Besides if everybdy has their own business who will work in those businesses, everyone has a diff path and for sme owning a business isnt it...no big deal

Have a great weekend!!!

Vivi said...

Anderson Cooper did a show recently about favoritism. Parents that love one particular child more than the other. I don't think it applies to my family. lolol. I'm the oldest but my parents favorite child is my brother who's the middle. Maybe cause he's the only boy. *shrugs*

I don't see the problem with watching porn with your significant other. That's spending quality time, no?

You can be with someone and miss the sex life with your ex-partner. And for that to happen, that means the current partner is not doing his/her job in the bed.

I gots to tally up how many States I've been to. But, quite honestly, since I haven't visited Hawaii yet, I don't care. :o(

I guess you mean eating alone in a fancy restaurant and not some Chipotle. Cause if that's the case, then yes, me neither. I haven't even gone to the movies by myself.

Alrighty. Done. :oD