25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward
Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water
I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10
Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!
Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'
- Lyfe Jennings
Hi guys, hope you had a good monday. I had a good one, had a delayed flight but made it in one piece. Today was chill day at my work event, did some games, drinking and golfing. For someone who hasn't golfed before, I had the longest golf drive (whatever that means but long can't be bad right?;)) Anyways being the lightweight I am I have a headache and I am tired, tomorrow is business all day so I am in my hotel room stuck watching the bachelorette because my VH1 and Bravos aren't in the channel lineup:(. I really had nothing I was going to say but perusing the net I saw that The Dream and Christina Milian had broken up since dec 2009 due to him cheating and I am just like what is it? Like I have said before in a previous post, cheating has practically become the norm but it still saddens me. If dude knows he can't be with one person, why put a ring on it? why keep having babies? *Kara DiGuordi needs to see that you don't have to connect to a song to write it after all he writes all these love songs and wrote Beyonce's "single ladies". Also just read Kash's blogpost on men making an effort in the beginning and reeling you in and then just pulling away - anyways that's a different story for a different day, I have a blogpost on that that I have written in my head for weeks now that I should put down soon. They sha reminded me of the lyrics I put above.
So my friend had a brilliant idea that I am gonna use. Sooooo, I am going to have community friday random day! yay! Anyways, to give a chance to hear other people's randoms, I would love to hear them so email me your randoms and I will compile and feature them on Friday Randoms, you can let me know if you want to be anonymous or if you want to be mentioned. My email addy is firstname.lastname@example.org. I look forward to hearing from you. Have a wonderful week!
*Disclaimer - People, the numbers are not facts, it's a song for goodness sake. It was the general gist of the song as per don't be a statistic and choose wisely when choosing a mate that I was going for in terms of relating to my post. I didn't expect anyone to actually calculate and check the numbers. Just thought I'd put that out there.