Monday, July 12, 2010

Thoughts

25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can't be faithful
30% of them don't mean what they say
and 10% of them in maybe 20 is gay

That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your man
That means you never paid attention to these words that I said
I'm gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.

RULE #1
Don't be a booty call
If he don't respect you girl he gon forget you girl

RULE #2
If he's in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you

RULE #3
Tell him that you're celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it

RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don't be a nickel out here lookin' for a dime

STATISTICS!

15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don't practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
and there's a 50/50 chance that you'll marry a coward

Something to think about when you're taking a shower
Something to swallow when you're drinking bottled water

I'm gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10

Be patient! He's waiting!
You don't gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!

Have you no checklist?
It's gonna take patience
Time is still wastin'



- Lyfe Jennings

Hi guys, hope you had a good monday. I had a good one, had a delayed flight but made it in one piece. Today was chill day at my work event, did some games, drinking and golfing. For someone who hasn't golfed before, I had the longest golf drive (whatever that means but long can't be bad right?;)) Anyways being the lightweight I am I have a headache and I am tired, tomorrow is business all day so I am in my hotel room stuck watching the bachelorette because my VH1 and Bravos aren't in the channel lineup:(. I really had nothing I was going to say but perusing the net I saw that The Dream and Christina Milian had broken up since dec 2009 due to him cheating and I am just like what is it? Like I have said before in a previous post, cheating has practically become the norm but it still saddens me. If dude knows he can't be with one person, why put a ring on it? why keep having babies? *Kara DiGuordi needs to see that you don't have to connect to a song to write it after all he writes all these love songs and wrote Beyonce's "single ladies". Also just read Kash's blogpost on men making an effort in the beginning and reeling you in and then just pulling away - anyways that's a different story for a different day, I have a blogpost on that that I have written in my head for weeks now that I should put down soon. They sha reminded me of the lyrics I put above.

Moving on....

So my friend had a brilliant idea that I am gonna use. Sooooo, I am going to have community friday random day! yay! Anyways, to give a chance to hear other people's randoms, I would love to hear them so email me your randoms and I will compile and feature them on Friday Randoms, you can let me know if you want to be anonymous or if you want to be mentioned. My email addy is taynement@gmail.com. I look forward to hearing from you. Have a wonderful week!

*Disclaimer - People, the numbers are not facts, it's a song for goodness sake. It was the general gist of the song as per don't be a statistic and choose wisely when choosing a mate that I was going for in terms of relating to my post. I didn't expect anyone to actually calculate and check the numbers. Just thought I'd put that out there.

11 comments:

CIL said...

Fest! The math is wrong na... abi none of the unstable men cant be faithful? or the 10% that's gay always mean what they say? is it still 90% if we count the overlaps?

There are more good men jare stop scaring us (not me sha tihihi)

Dont feel like word verifying so toodles!

Kash said...

Gosh those lyrics hit home...especially considering how I'm feeling now. I'm bout to go edit my post to link to your blog! Good read! I can't wait to read the post u have on that.

leggy said...

numbers arent necessarily true.
the randoms ish is a very good idea, me thinks.

Ms.O said...

Those numbers are very worrisome!But God dey! iLike the randoms idea.

Anonymous said...

The Dream and C Milian thing was not shocking but it is what it is sha. There are good men out there, we hear about the bad stories because that's what sells. No one wants to read about those men that are holding it down for their families, marrying and then having children and staying faithful (that's just boring).
There are just as many foul women out there, the ones that allow men to act out and cheat (cause men dont cheat by themselves now do they?)
So lovelies, like Lyfe said be aware of who you are committing to but also don't get downcast by all the hoopla on the news. There are GREAT men out there.

Peace
O, I will def be sending in randoms. I love your random friday posts...I am just as random as you are. Its great!!

Myne Whitman said...

I've had a few random thoughts floating but I didn't do randoms. Will send them over.

neefemi said...

nice idea about the randoms, should be interesting.

LucidLilith said...

Community Randoms! This will be so much fun to read.

Audeo said...

Love this post. I think i;ve seen those lyrics before. Lyfe Jennings always puts out like that.

Will defo send a couple of randoms.

Jaycee said...

Let's see if there's anything random in my head...

Nice Anon said...

it will be nice to read everyone elses. great idea!