Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year! Friday Randoms








What are the odds that my randoms fell on a new year, eh? hehe..Just kidding. Happy new year my people, I thank God that you are able to read this post and have lived to see yet another year. I wish you many more years ahead. okey dokes, let's do a Blog Post 01 for '10 random:

So for the second year in a row I entered the new year at a club lol. Before you judge me, don't worry I felt bad for just a second but I usually go to church earlier in the evening. On my way to church yesterday I chuckled to myself because the last time I remember entering the new year at a church it was one of the worst years of my life. I don't think there is a corelation it was just a random thought.

I find the men who grunt at the gym so the whole world knows that they are lifting weights amusing.

Speaking of the gym, some of you may remember this. Scroll down to the part about panty lines. Well, panty lines are one of the banes of my existence. In all my years of working out, I have never seen a gym teacher in all their fancy workout gear attire with a panty line...till tuesday. I don't know why I felt so dissapointed. I contemplated asking her why.

I love my aunty's marriage. My aunty is a unique person lol but her husband loves her all the same. he understands her and she understands him. #1 for me on my list is someone who accepts me for who I am flaws and all and still thinks I am the shit. Two very different people but they make it work. They talk all the time, they do everything together even grocery shop. They take turns in cooking.I like how they subconsciously intertwine their hands together when sitting on the couch. They laugh together. Someday, I hope for that for myself.

I gotta do something about this new potty mouth of mine.

I realise I smile everytime I hear : Ra ra ramama...the beginning of Lady gaga's "Bad Romance"

So I have watched enough movies in the last 2 weeks than some people have this whole year *cough*mgbeks*cough*. I have seen almost everything, I had nothing else but nigerian movies, which I do not watch. It takes a while to find one to watch because I can't stomach most of it and I have to exit the movie. So far the only worthy one was "Guilty Pleasures".

Why do nigerian actors not realise that the less they try to use/have american affectations/accent, their movies will be so much better? Meanwhile one of them movies was using the Lost soundtrack as their soundtrack lol.

BFF seems to think that human beings are not programmed for monogamy. I severely disagree. Blogsville, what say ye?

Everytime I am driving behind a car where the driver flicks out his cigarette butt to the street. I ALWAYS imagine myself and my car blowing up as I drive over it due to some gas leak in my car.(whatever!)

I agree with the new Daughtry song - All that I'm after is a life full of laughter.

I do not discriminate when it comes to male fineness. But I have to say, levels dey. That feeling when you see a FOINE black man is not the same as when you see a fine white man. Wait, have i ever described a white man as FOINE, at the most I say cyuuuute!.

I knew it was about time Beyonce orchestrated a duet with Alicia.

Black Eyed Peas "I'mma be" is a HOT song. Will.I.Am is a talented mofoky.

People, valentine's day is upon us soon. And that's all I am saying.

I feel a lirru pleasure at the people who went to naija coming back to reality. MUAHAHAHA!

And to end it all and stolen from fada I wish you Numbers 6:22:
"The LORD bless you and keep you;

the LORD make his face shine upon you and be gracious to you;

the LORD turn his face toward you and give you peace."


Enjoy the song of the day by Wale featuring the chic from Floetry, Marsha Ambrosius - beautiful song:

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18 comments:

Reverence said...

second week in a row i am first. yaay!

i have never entered the year at the club

there are some FOINE white boys o

happy new year!

OhJay said...

quite an apt quote from fada

moyo' said...
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moyo' said...

Awww, my mum and dad have what your aunty has with her man. It's so cute but funny aswell 'cause when they fight, they look like 16 year olds. And what your BFF thinks, uhm, I think I disagree as well as agree, for some unknown reason. It all depends on the psyche of the person really ; their family's history when it comes to marriage and their areas of influence.
Valentine's day is still far, my birthday is upon us soon :p
Happy new year.

MPB said...

Yep, your aunt and uncle are too cute. Meanwhile I will do a blogpost about monogamy been wanting to do one for a while. But now I have a stimulus because the way you wrote my opinion implies I condone cheating or I don't believe in monogamy and that is not the case.

Nice Anon said...

White ppl can be cute until their pants drop. *clears throat*

I love what your aunt and her husband has. One has got to be accepting of who you are. Nice!

Listened to Chris Brown album huh? What are your fav songs on there?

TayneMent said...

@Reverence - same to you :)

@Oh jay - lol yea

@moyo - I know vals day is far but stores are ready already. when is your birthday?

@MPB - looking forward to the post.

@Nicey - lol! as for Breezy, I just like that album die, it makes me feel sad for him all over again, this would have been an awesome follow up. My faves:

Crawl, So cold, What I do, Famous Girl, transform ya, Pass Out.

Nice Anon said...

Mine are
I'll go
For your love(donno if it made it to the album or not)
gotta be your man
famous girl
Lucky me

Infact, all of them LOL

neefemi said...

Amen and Amen....i pray thats how my marriage is as well...i disagree with bff....God forbid to you getting burnt up....and i agree with the song too...Happy New Year

Enoch said...

FIRST!!

Three nu yrs ago, I began the new year in a church. That's the year I lost my faith.

Two nu yrs ago, I began the nu yr head over heels-over roof in love. That's the year I lost the love of my life.

This nu yr, I decided to exploit providence. Spent it in a yoga position channeling all life's hiccups I wish to lose.


Here's to an ebullient Hapinuyr!!

Myne Whitman said...

Enoch, you dey crace ni? LOL.

I love what your aunt and her hubby share and I'm channeling her. I hope it continues for me and SO. BTW Val is our anniversary.

So which Nigerian movies did you see? I watched the most this holidays for the whole year. Silent scandal seemed to be the best for me.

TayneMent said...

@Enoch - I dey suspect your soberness as you commented. Happy new year to you too.

@Myne - you don't want to know how many I started but didn't complete. The ones I completed were:

Guilty Pleasures
Silent Scandals
Far from home
Distance Between
Native Son

Azazel said...

Lol i loved this..
Lol @ Enoch.. Craze man

sunnyside said...

interesting post... happy new year..

NigerianQueen said...

Oooh, nice list of randoms again!

BTW, thanks for reminding me of how I am going to be roasting for the umpteenth year in a row for Val's day :D

Fabulo-la said...

O.M.G!!! I think about that cigarette thing tooo!!

Like yo!...Now its even more creepy.....
Ugh..

Happy new year babesxx

..Moyo said...

Just saw this...
My birthday is the 15th of January :)

Ms. Royal Reigns said...

Everytime I am driving behind a car where the driver flicks out his cigarette butt to the street. I ALWAYS imagine myself and my car blowing up as I drive over it due to some gas leak in my car.(whatever!)

Are we sisters in a past life or something? I THINK THE EXACT SAME THING! It freaks me out. I try my best to drive around it without causing a 10 car collision.